my thoughts right now:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I recommend following this blog, you won’t regret it!

i’m sorry i had to. this made me laugh so hard.

everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but criticizing a book for being badly written when you yourself cannot write for crap, THAT makes me laugh.

and i don’t think i’ve once heard the hunger games compared to harry potter.

they’ve been compared to twilight plenty of times, and it’s shameful to do so. but to my knowledge, they have never been compared to harry potter.

THE POINT OF THIS: learn to write yourself before you criticize someone else for the inability to write. even if writing in english isn’t your first language, still don’t do it. write in your first language if you wish to criticize something. because no matter what, you will still look like an idiot.

thank you that is all.

hahahaha i laugh hysterically at people who think they’re SO cool.

and then the ones that think they’re drop dead gorgeous and so popular!

OH HAI. WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH? oh WHAT WAS THAT? YOU CAN’T HEAR ME BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO FAR AWAY? 

yeah i thought so.

sorry. i’m really not as nice as everyone thinks haha

This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they’ll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they’re your true best friends. Don’t let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they’ll come and go too. And babe, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can’t give up becuase if you give up, you’ll never find your soul mate. You’ll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don’t, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Marilyn Monroe (via theskeletonofme)

supwize:

TOO. CUTE.

omggggg aww it’s legs are so short and stubby!! :)

i hate when people refuse to read a book because it’s too popular

really…

well fine your loss. you could be missing out on a great book.

(i stalk the hunger games tag here…and some of the people are like “oh i was gonna read the hunger games, but then everyone else started reading it. so it looks like i’m not gonna read it LOL”)

you just look like a pretentious asshole.

goodbye.

i don’t work weekends anymore! :)

i always have the worst timing.

like now. i’m about to get off my computer and sleep after contemplating it for five minutes.

then someone i haven’t talked to in a long time decides to IM me.

greeeeat.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

why do i find this funny…haha

ohmygosh.

i am going to struggle this semester i know it.

18 units.

and i have a crap load to read for them all.

tears of pain.

2 online classes…you know what that means? ALL READING. EVERYTHING ALL OF IT. READING.

and that’s just 2 classes. i have the others too. 

NO LIFE FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS. MY LIFE SHALL BE GREAT.

._.